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Occasions & Phrases

We've listed some of our favorite phrases for the 4-foot-tall yard card below.

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Miscellaneous Phrases

Birthday - Kids
We flew in 2 wish Trevor Happy Birthday!
We just landed 2 say Happy Birthday Chloe!
Happy bird-day Alex!
We flew in for Cody's birthday!
We landed 2 wish Katie Happy Bday!
Flocks of love on UR bday Teri!
Flocks of love on UR bird-day Tyler!
Laura is tickled pink Happy Bday!

Birthday - Adults
The flock is in shock! Ray is 30!
Happy flockin'birthday, Ken!
We flew in 2 flip Danny the bird on his birthday!
We landed 2 wish Stella Happy Birthday!
Flocks of love on UR birthday!
Flocks of love on UR bird-day!
Happy bird-day Alex!
Lee Ann, Feather U like it or not, UR 40 now!
Jodi, A little birdie told us UR 30!
Laura is tickled pink Happy Birthday!
We flew in for Mom's birthday!
Happy birthday U old bird!
Darci's still flying high at 46! Happy Bday!
Happy 52nd Birthday! U've just been flocked!
U honk & We'll flap for David's 34th bday!
Bill's youth is grounded!
Flocks of love on UR bday Jana!
So many candles - So little cake!
It's not about age - It's about attitude!
Mark's not 50 - He's 49.95!
Fifty is 5 perfect 10s
40? Not Marilyn No Way!
Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
Next mood swing 5 minutes!
Old age comes at a bad time!
Live Love Laff! Njoy UR Bday!
50 yr old - 1 owner - Needs parts
40 - 18 with 22 years experience!
50 - the ultimate'F'word!
50 happens!
Chronogically gifted!
Chronologically challenged!
29 again? Talk about recycling!
UR how old? U look so lifelike!
Have an achy breaky bday!
The older I get The better I was
Built 4 comfort Not speed
How the hell'd U get this old?
In dog yrs UR dead
Old fart - Young heart
Aged 2 perfection!
Classics get better with age!
Da Man!
Been there - Done that
Jane is immortal - So far!
Are we the grownups yet?
50! Jane demands a recount!
Chris - Aged like fine wine Complex & fruity!
Joe's not old - He's Uthfully challenged!
Gary, R U a grownup yet?
Notify AARP - It's Ben's birthday!
It's Natl Jennifer Day - Help us celebr8!
50? I demand a recount!
Happy Birthday 2 1GR8 Dad!
Becky Happy 29th Again!
40 but still sporty!
Still nifty at 50!
Still sexy at 60!
32 - Is that UR final answer?
Age is just a number - Tonya's is unlisted!
Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill U go Marnie
Happy Bday 2 a genuine antique!
Young at Heart - Older Elsewhere

Baby - Birth Announcement
We're tickled pink - Our angel is here!
Our flock is growing Our pride is showing
Yes sir - That's our baby!
Announcing Brandon Smith! 6-10-03
Introducing Miss Lindsey Jones!
The stork is on the way!
The stork brought us a boy/girl!
The stork brought us a baby brother/sister!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Shelby We're wild about this child!
Our precious 1 makes every moment dear!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Once we were 2, now we R 3!
A star is born! Elizabeth May 3 2003
Our little twinkling star has arrived!
Children R a gift from God!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
I coo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Yes, sir - That's my baby! Ashton Grace!
A new baby 2 adore Who could ask for more?
So tiny & sweet, we'd like U 2 meet Sophia!
Sugar & spice, everything nice Welcome Maggie!
Look out Cardinals, here comes Joseph Lee!

Baby - Shower
We're tickled pink - Our angel is on the way!
Our flock is growing Our pride is showing
Yes sir - That's our baby!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Children R a gift from God!
Guess who is expecting?
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Showers of joy - Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Baby -- Twins
We're tickled pink - Our angels R on the way!
We're tickled pink - Our angels R way!
Our flock is growing Our pride is showing
Kole & Kimber R here & they're just duckie!
Heard the news? Blessings come in 2s! Twins!
Double the fun! We've got 2, not 1!
2 new babies 2 adore - Olivia & Vivian
Look out Cardinals, here come our boys!
We coo and poo, that's all we do!
Once we were 2, now we R 4!
Our little twinkling stars have arrived!
How nice - The stork came twice!

Baby - Pregnancy Announcement
Our flock is growing Our pride is showing
We're tickled pink - Our angel is on the way!
Yes sir - That's our baby!
The stork is on the way!
Guess who is expecting?
Guess what?
Honey, the rabbit died!
Honey, I've got something 2 tell U!
Surprise!
Darling, it wasn't the flu after all!
The stork is on the way!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy - Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Doo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Bridal - Shower / Wedding / Bachelorette / Proposal
The flock is in shock Ryan finally caught Megan!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!

Anniversary
We just landed 2 say Happy Anniversary!
Feathers flew when I met U - Happy Anniversary!
Flocks of love from John 2 Rose!
Flocks of love on UR anniversary!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
UR 1GR8 Husband 2B!
UR 1GR8 Wife 2B!

Apology
Sorry I ruffled your feathers!
A closed mouth gathers no feet!

Bon Voyage / Retirement
Al's getting the flock outta here Happy retirement!
Know when to fold'em - Happy retirement!

Moving / New Home
We're tickled pink! Welcome 2 the neighborhood!
The flock's in shock - We'll miss U Bradleys!

Congratulations / Promotion
Think pink! Cheri is now an MK director!
The flock is in shock! Jack made all A's!
We just flew in 2 say congratulations Justin!
The flock is in shock! Casey graduated!
Its about flockin time Congrats Jamie!

Divorce / Breakup
Its about flockin'time Good luck Jamie!
Flip him the bird - UR finally free!
Love - 2 vowels 2 consonants 2 fools
Carly got rid of 180 lbs - Better off without him!
Dog and husband missing. Reward for Dog.
Love is blind Marriage is a real eye-opener!
Best revenge when she steals UR man? Let her keep him!

Graduation
We just flew in 2 say congratulations Justin!
We're tickled pink! Nicki earned her degree!

Church-Related
To welcome new babies, see BABY messages under each Critter category.
For member birthdays, see BIRTHDAY sections under each Critter category.
For baby showers, see BABY SHOWERS
For wedding showers, see WEDDINGS

Get Well Soon
Under the feather? Get well soon Deb!

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BABY BOTTLES

Birthday - Kids
James it's UR birthday! Milk it for all it's worth!

Birthday - Adults
James it's UR birthday! Milk it for all it's worth!
It's not about age - It's about attitude!
So many candles - So little cake!
Mark's not 50 - He's 49.95!
Fifty is 5 perfect 10s
40? Not Marilyn No Way!
Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
Next mood swing 5 minutes!
Old age comes at a bad time!
Live Love Laff! Njoy UR Bday!
50 yr old - 1 owner - Needs parts
40 - 18 with 22 years experience!
50 - the ultimate'F'word!
50 happens!
Chronogically gifted!
Chronologically challenged!
29 again? Talk about recycling!
UR how old? U look so lifelike!
Have an achy breaky bday!
The older I get The better I was
Built 4 comfort Not speed
How the hell'd U get this old?
In dog yrs UR dead
Old fart - Young heart
Aged 2 perfection!
Classics get better with age!
Da Man!
Been there - Done that
Jane is immortal - So far!
Are we the grownups yet?
50! Jane demands a recount!
Chris - Aged like fine wine Complex & fruity!
Joe's not old - He's Uthfully challenged!
Gary, R U a grownup yet?
Notify AARP - It's Ben's birthday!
It's Natl Jennifer Day - Help us celebr8!
50? I demand a recount!
Happy Birthday 2 1GR8 Dad!
Becky Happy 29th Again!
40 but still sporty!
Still nifty at 50!
Still sexy at 60!
32 - Is that UR final answer?
Age is just a number - Tonya's is unlisted!
Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill U go Marnie
Happy Bday 2 a genuine antique!
Young at Heart - Older Elsewhere

Baby - Birth Announcement
Milk's on! Welcome 2 the world, Connor!
The bun is out of the oven!
It's time 2 warm some milk!
Announcing Brandon Smith! 6-10-03
Introducing Miss Lindsey Jones!
The stork is on the way!
The stork brought us a boy/girl!
The stork brought us a baby brother/sister!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Shelby We're wild about this child!
Our precious 1 makes every moment dear!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Once we were 2, now we R 3!
A star is born! Elizabeth May 3 2003
Our little twinkling star has arrived!
Children R a gift from God!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
I coo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Yes, sir - That's my baby! Ashton Grace!
A new baby 2 adore Who could ask for more?
So tiny & sweet, we'd like U 2 meet Sophia!
Sugar & spice, everything nice Welcome Maggie!
Look out Cardinals, here comes Joseph Lee!

Baby -- Shower
The bun is out of the oven!
It's time 2 warm some milk!
The stork is on the way!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy - Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Doo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!
Milk's on! Welcome 2 the world, Connor!

Baby -- Twins
Heard the news? Blessings come in 2s! Twins!
Double the fun! We've got 2, not 1!
Kole & Kimber R here & they're just duckie!
Heard the news? Blessings come in 2s! Twins!
Double the fun! We've got 2, not 1!
2 new babies 2 adore - Olivia & Vivian
Look out Cardinals, here come our boys!
We coo and poo, that's all we do!
Once we were 2, now we R 4!
Our little twinkling stars have arrived!
How nice - The stork came twice!

Baby - Pregnancy Announcement
Milk's on! Welcome 2 the world, Connor!
The bun is out of the oven!
It's time 2 warm some milk!
The stork is on the way!
Guess who is expecting?
Guess what?
Honey, the rabbit died!
Honey, I've got something 2 tell U!
Surprise!
Darling, it wasn't the flu after all!
The stork is on the way!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy - Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Doo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Bridal - Shower / Wedding / Bachelorette / Proposal
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
UR 1GR8 Husband 2B!
UR 1GR8 Wife 2B!

Anniversary
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!

Apology
A closed mouth gathers no feet!

Bon Voyage / Retirement
Know when to fold'em - Happy retirement!

Divorce / Breakup
Love - 2 vowels 2 consonants 2 fools
Carly got rid of 180 lbs - Better off without him!
Dog and husband missing. Reward for Dog.
Love is blind Marriage is a real eye-opener!
Best revenge when she steals UR man? Let her keep him!

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COWS

Birthday - Kids
Have U herd the moos? Josh is 4!
Moos flash! Kennedy is 5!
Casey UR adore-a-bull! Happy Birthday!
The cow jumped over the moon 2 say Ashley is 8 2day!
Dairy Godmudder on duty Emma's wishes granted 2day!
Our moo-velous Katie is 3 2day!
Wee herd it's Will's bday!
Here R some bull-oons for our special day!
Hay! Have a great bday Kelsi!

Birthday - Adults
Caution Senior Moo-ment in progress!
Here R some bull-oons for our special day!
Moo-hoo! Kelly's 32!
It's not about age - It's about attitude!
50? Clint should demand a re-cownt!
Jake, I love U for-heifer! Happy Bday! Donna
Happy Birthday Trish! UR adore-a-bull!
Trent UR snuggable! - Liz
Good moos travels fast Jason is 21!
Dont have a cow, man! It's Jim's 45th Bday!
Pete's 46 & that's no bull! Happy Bday!
Over the hill and out 2 pasture Shari is 35!
James it's UR birthday! Milk it for all it's worth!
Robert is 40? U look moo-velous!
Hay! Have a great bday Kelsi!
Holy Cow! Lynn is how old now?
Kay is an udder year older!
50 and udderly fantastic!
Have U herd the moos? Jack is 23!
There's no udder way 2 say it 2ny is 27!
Moos flash! 2day is Barb's 30th!
What a cow-tastrophe Hank is an-udder year older!
Party til the cows come home Chris is 21!
Next moo-d swing 5 minutes!
So many candles - So little cake!
Mark's not 50 - He's 49.95!
Fifty is 5 perfect 10s
40? Not Marilyn No Way!
Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
Next mood swing 5 minutes!
Old age comes at a bad time!
Live Love Laff! Njoy UR Bday!
50 yr old - 1 owner - Needs parts
40 - 18 with 22 years experience!
50 - the ultimate'F'word!
50 happens!
Chronogically gifted!
Chronologically challenged!
29 again? Talk about recycling!
UR how old? U look so lifelike!
Have an achy breaky bday!
The older I get The better I was
Built 4 comfort Not speed
How the hell'd U get this old?
In dog yrs UR dead
Old fart - Young heart
Aged 2 perfection!
Classics get better with age!
Da Man!
Been there - Done that
Jane is immortal - So far!
Are we the grownups yet?
50! Jane demands a recount!
Chris - Aged like fine wine Complex & fruity!
Joe's not old - He's Uthfully challenged!
Gary, R U a grownup yet?
Notify AARP - It's Ben's birthday!
It's Natl Jennifer Day - Help us celebr8!
50? I demand a recount!
Happy Birthday 2 1GR8 Dad!
Becky Happy 29th Again!
40 but still sporty!
Still nifty at 50!
Still sexy at 60!
32 - Is that UR final answer?
Age is just a number - Tonya's is unlisted!
Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill U go Marnie
Happy Bday 2 a genuine antique!
Young at Heart - Older Elsewhere

Birthday - Belated
Hay! Sorry we missed your bday Olivia!

Baby - Birth Announcement
Wee herd UR expanding by 2 feet!
Have U herd the moos? Our angel has arrived!
Moos flash! We've just increased by 2 feet!
Moo kid on the block - Isabella has arrived!
Yes sir - That's our baby!
Announcing Brandon Smith! 6-10-03
Introducing Miss Lindsey Jones!
The stork is on the way!
The stork brought us a boy/girl!
The stork brought us a baby brother/sister!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Shelby We're wild about this child!
Our precious 1 makes every moment dear!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Once we were 2, now we R 3!
A star is born! Elizabeth May 3 2003
Our little twinkling star has arrived!
Children R a gift from God!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
I coo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Yes, sir - That's my baby! Ashton Grace!
A new baby 2 adore Who could ask for more?
So tiny & sweet, we'd like U 2 meet Sophia!
Sugar & spice, everything nice Welcome Maggie!
Look out Cardinals, here comes Joseph Lee!

Baby -- Shower
Herd the moos? It's Lindsey's baby shower!
Moos flash! Joshua is on the way!
Wee herd U expanded by 2 feet!
N-joy these special moo-ments!
Yes sir - That's our baby!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Children R a gift from God!
Guess who is expecting?
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy - Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Baby -- Twins
Herd the moos? Blessings come in 2s! Twins!
Wee herd UR expanding by 4 feet!
Wee herd U expanded by 4 feet!
Kole & Kimber R here & they're just duckie!
Heard the news? Blessings come in 2s! Twins!
Double the fun! We've got 2, not 1!
2 new babies 2 adore - Olivia & Vivian
Look out Cardinals, here come our boys!
We coo and poo, that's all we do!
Once we were 2, now we R 4!
Our little twinkling stars have arrived!
How nice - The stork came twice!

Baby - Pregnancy Announcement
Herd the moos? Our angel is on the way!
Moos flash! We're expanding by 2 feet!
Moo kid on the block - ETA December 2003!
Yes sir - That's our baby!
The stork is on the way!
Guess who is expecting?
Guess what?
Honey, the rabbit died!
Honey, I've got something 2 tell U!
Surprise!
Darling, it wasn't the flu after all!
The stork is on the way!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy - Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Doo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Bridal - Shower / Wedding / Bachelorette / Proposal
We're getting moo-ied!
Moos flash! Jenny said YES!
I will love U for-heifer!
2gether 4heifer!
Cole & Libby 4heifer & heifer Amen!
N-joy these special moo-ments!
Herd the moos? Sam is in love with Kelsey!
I will love U for-heifer!
There's no udder way 2 say it Lori loves Adam!
2gether 4heifer!
Cole & Libby 4heifer & heifer Amen!
Amanda, Will U moo-y me? Eric
Herd the moos? Its Sarah's bridal shower!
Moos flash! Liza's shower is here!
Moos flash! Alison & Brent R getting moo-ied!
Kelly & Sean, love 4heifer!
2gether 4heifer!
Have a moo-velous life 2gether Jessica & Brad!
Cole & Libby 4heifer & heifer Amen!
Have a moo-velous life 2gether Vanessa & Darren!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!

Anniversary
Here's 2 20 udderly fantastic years!
When I cow-nt my blessings, URe #1!
There'll never be an-udder U!
14 years full of precious moo-ments!
Trent UR snuggable! - Liz
Here R some bull-oons for our special day!
Herd the moos? 9 years 4 Sue & Bill!
I will love U 4-heifer!
Our love is 4-heifer!
Cole & Libby - 2gether 4heifer!
2gether 4heifer!
Traci & Dennis - 4heifer & heifer Amen!
Happy Anniversary 2 my adore-a-bull husband!
Moos flash! It's the Bakers anniversary!
The Scotts made it an-udder year! Happy anniversary!
40 Moo-velous years 2gether!
We're lucky 2 have each udder!
Steve, I'm so glad we're moo-ied! Jan
Herd the moos? Sam is in love with Kelsey!
I will love U for-heifer!
There's no udder way 2 say it Lori loves Adam!
2gether 4heifer!
Cole & Libby 4heifer & heifer Amen!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
UR 1GR8 Husband 2B!
UR 1GR8 Wife 2B!

Apology
There's no udder way 2 say it - I'm sorry!
What a cow-tastrophe - Please forgive me!
Cow'd U find it in UR heart 2 4give me?
Sorry I was in a bad moo-d!
A closed mouth gathers no feet!

Bon Voyage / Retirement
Ben Put out 2 pasture Happy Retirement!
Herd the moos? Norman's retired!
Happy retirement and that's no bull!
Have an udderly fantastic vacation!
What a cow-tastrophe 2 say good-bye Good luck Gwen!
Have a moo-velous time!
Know when to fold'em - Happy retirement!

Moving / New Home
Herd the moos? The Smiths have arrived!
We're udderly delighted Welcome 2 the neighborhood!
What a cow-tastrophe 2 say good-bye Good luck Bradleys!
Glad U moo-ved 2 the neighborhood!
We just had a moo-ving experience!
Holy cow! Look who's mooovin'in!

Business-Related
Herd the moos? Norman's retired!
Herd the moos? Our ac-COW-nting dept won!
Herd the moos? Cynthia is employee of the month!
Happy retirement and that's no bull!
Were having a moo-velous grand opening!
Moos flash! It's our anniversary sale at Ginger's !
Sale! Come inside 2 COW-nt on great deals!
Know when to fold'em - Happy retirement!

Congratulations / Promotion
UR udderly fantastic!
Herd the moos? Al got a promotion!
Theres no udder way 2 say it We're proud of U!
Hope UR moo-velous!
Congratulations Nathan! Moo-velous job!
Congrats, Phil UR a real moover and shaker!
Moos flash! Stephanie is #1!

Divorce / Breakup
No more bull *#! Craig's finally a free man!
Lisa, enjoy UR moo-velous freedom!
Scott - Kiss my dairyerre!
Love - 2 vowels 2 consonants 2 fools
Carly got rid of 180 lbs - Better off without him!
Dog and husband missing. Reward for Dog.
Love is blind Marriage is a real eye-opener!
Best revenge when she steals UR man? Let her keep him!

Graduation
UR udderly fantastic!
Herd the moos? Ben graduated!
There's no udder way 2 say it We're proud of U!
Hope UR moo-velous!
Congratulations Nathan! Moo-velous job!
Congrats, Phil UR a real moover and shaker!
Moos flash! Stephanie is #1!

Holidays
Deck the stalls!
Moor-y Christmas!
Merry Christ MOO-se
Hoofy Holidays!
Moo-y Christmas!

Party Herd the moos? The party's here!
Moos flash! This way 2 Cindy's party!
Party til the cows come home!

School-Related
Herd the moos? Skating Party 2night!

Thank U
Moo-chas Gracias!
Special thanks 2 my moo-velous friend!

Get Well Soon

Udder the weather? Get well soon!
Hope U feel moo-velous soon!
What a cow-tastrophe Feel moo-velous soon!
What a cow-tastrophe Get well soon!
Wee herd U were sick - Get well soon!

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BEARS

Birthday -- Kids
Happy Bearthday, Sierra!
Have a beary nice birthday!
Hope UR day is beary special!
7 bear hugs for 7 years!
Happy birthday 2 a beary special girl Sadie!
Bearing Birthday Wishes for Stewart!
Just pawsing to say Happy Bday Kim!

Birthday -- Adults
Happy Bday 2 my snuggly bear!
Just pawsing to say Happy Bday Kim!
Happy Bearthday, Monica!
Have a beary nice birthday!
20 bear hugs for 20 years!
Hope UR day is beary special!
We remembeRd UR bearthday!
2 the beary best Grand-Paw!
2 my beary best friend Happy Bday Yvette!
Bearing Birthday Wishes for Stewart!
Grin and Bear it Candace is 21! Happy Bday!
So many candles -- So little cake!
It's not about age -- It's about attitude!
Mark's not 50 - He's 49.95!
Fifty is 5 perfect 10s
40? Not Marilyn No Way!
Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
Next mood swing 5 minutes!
Old age comes at a bad time!
Live Love Laff! Njoy UR Bday!
50 yr old - 1 owner -- Needs parts
40 -- 18 with 22 years experience!
50 -- the ultimate ‘F' word!
50 happens!
Chronogically gifted!
Chronologically challenged!
29 again? Talk about recycling!
UR how old? U look so lifelike!
Have an achy breaky bday!
The older I get The better I was
Built 4 comfort Not speed
How the hell'd U get this old?
In dog yrs UR dead
Old fart -- Young heart
Aged 2 perfection!
Classics get better with age!
Da Man!
Been there -- Done that
Jane is immortal -- So far!
Are we the grownups yet?
50! Jane demands a recount!
Chris - Aged like fine wine Complex & fruity!
Joe's not old - He's Uthfully challenged!
Gary, R U a grownup yet?
Notify AARP - It's Ben's birthday!
It's Natl Jennifer Day - Help us celebr8!
50? I demand a recount!
Happy Birthday 2 1GR8 Dad!
Becky Happy 29th Again!
40 but still sporty!
Still nifty at 50!
Still sexy at 60!
32 - Is that UR final answer?
Age is just a number - Tonya's is unlisted!
Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill U go Marnie
Happy Bday 2 a genuine antique!
Young at Heart - Older Elsewhere

Baby -- Birth Announcement
A beary special welcome 2 the newest Smith!
We can bearly contain our happiness - Ashton has arrived!
We're beary happy 2 welcome Jessica 2 the world!
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
Announcing Brandon Smith! 6-10-03
Introducing Miss Lindsey Jones!
The stork is on the way!
The stork brought us a boy/girl!
The stork brought us a baby brother/sister!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Shelby We're wild about this child!
Our precious 1 makes every moment dear!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Once we were 2, now we R 3!
A star is born! Elizabeth May 3 2003
Our little twinkling star has arrived!
Children R a gift from God!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
I coo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Bear bottoms welcome here!
Yes, sir - That's my baby! Ashton Grace!
A new baby 2 adore Who could ask for more?
So tiny & sweet, we'd like U 2 meet Sophia!
Sugar & spice, everything nice Welcome Maggie!
Look out Cardinals, here comes Joseph Lee!

Baby -- Shower
Showering beary good wishes on Mommy & Baby
We're beary happy Welcome 2 the world Ethan!
Bear bottoms welcome here!
The stork is on the way!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy -- Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Doo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Baby -- Twins
Heard the news? Blessings come in 2s! Twins!
Double the fun! We've got 2, not 1!
Kole & Kimber R here & they're just duckie!
Heard the news? Blessings come in 2s! Twins!
Double the fun! We've got 2, not 1!
2 new babies 2 adore -- Olivia & Vivian
Look out Cardinals, here come our boys!
We coo and poo, that's all we do!
Once we were 2, now we R 4!
Our little twinkling stars have arrived!
How nice -- The stork came twice!

Baby -- Pregnancy Announcement
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
The stork is on the way!
Guess who is expecting?
Guess what?
Honey, the rabbit died!
Honey, I've got something 2 tell U!
Surprise!
Darling, it wasn't the flu after all!
The stork is on the way!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy -- Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Doo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Bridal -- Shower / Wedding / Bachelorette / Proposal
Will U beary me?
I can't bear 2 be without U!
I love U beary much!
Have a beary wonderful wedding day!
Lisa, we're beary happy for U and 2dd!
Showering beary good wishes on Shannon & Ben!
We're beary for Theresa & Ethan!
Here's 2 many beary happy years!
Thanks for sharing this beary special day!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
UR 1GR8 Husband 2B!
UR 1GR8 Wife 2B!

Anniversary
Bear hugs for Kelli & Brad's 3rd anniversary!
I rememBEAR just like it was yesterday!
20 bear hugs for 20 years!
Here's 2 15 beary special years!
I can't bear 2 be without U!
I love U beary much!
Here's 2 many beary happy years!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!

Apology
I can't bear 2 be without U!
I'm beary sorry. Can U forgive me?
Forgive me - Next time I'll rememBEAR!
A closed mouth gathers no feet!

Bon Voyage / Retirement
I can't bear 2 be without U!
Have a beary nice trip!
Can't bear 2 be without U!
Know when to fold ‘em -- Happy retirement!

Moving / New Home
I can't bear 2 be without U!
Have a beary nice trip!
Can't bear 2 be without U!

Congratulations / Promotion
15 bear hugs for 15 years!
Congrats! U deserve this beary much!
Madison We're beary proud of U!

Divorce / Breakup
Just remem-bear Half of everything is URs!
Love -- 2 vowels 2 consonants 2 fools
Carly got rid of 180 lbs - Better off without him!
Dog and husband missing. Reward for Dog.
Love is blind Marriage is a real eye-opener!
Best revenge when she steals UR man? Let her keep him!

Holidays
Have a Beary Merry Christmas!
Beary Happy Holidays!
Be my valentine * I love U beary much!
I can't bear 2 be without U!
I love U beary much!

Thank U
Thank U beary much!

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PIGS

Birthday -- Kids
Happy Bday Sadie UR ham-azing!
Have an unsquealievable bday!
Happy Bday 2 an imPORKtant person Lacey!
Somebody squealed It's Abby's birthday!
This little piggy had a birthday!
Have a porkfectly awesome birthday!
Laura is tickled pink Happy Birthday!
UR so hot UR bacon!
Go hog wild on UR birthday!
Forgive my HAM-nesia Happy Bday Connor!
Pig out -- It's Kevin's Bday!
The porkers R here for Max's birthday!
Bryan I'm hog wild for U Happy 40th birthday!

Birthday -- Adults
Happy Bday Sadie UR ham-azing!
Have an unsquealievable bday!
Laura is tickled pink Happy Birthday!
Go hog wild on UR birthday!
UR so hot UR bacon!
Party time 4 Brandon & swine!
The porkers R here for Max's birthday!
Bryan I'm hog wild for U Happy 40th birthday!
What's the pig squeal? Julie's only 20!
Happy Bday 2 an imPORKtant person!
Aged 2 porkfection Happy Bday Gary!
Happy birthday, OINKle Mike!
Jeff's 50? Hog Wash! Oink UR horn!
Somebody squealed Happy Bday Harry!
This little piggy had a birthday!
Ham it up on UR birthday!
Have a porkfectly awesome birthday!
Chet, turning 60 is pretty trough!
Vince, aged like fine swine!
Carter, Happy Bday HAM-some! Love, Andrea
15 oinks for Abbi's 15th birthday!
Joe We're squealing on U! Happy birthday
Marie Be a ham, it's UR 27th birthday
Dakota Pig out on cake, it's UR birthday!
In pig years U'd be a football - Happy Bday Glen!
Happy Bday Ryan! Act Like A Pig & Hog the Spotlight!
Snorty, Snorty Vicki is 40!
So many candles -- So little cake!
It's not about age -- It's about attitude!
Mark's not 50 - He's 49.95!
Fifty is 5 perfect 10s
40? Not Marilyn No Way!
Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
Next mood swing 5 minutes!
Old age comes at a bad time!
Live Love Laff! Njoy UR Bday!
50 yr old - 1 owner -- Needs parts
40 -- 18 with 22 years experience!
50 -- the ultimate ‘F' word!
50 happens!
Chronogically gifted!
Chronologically challenged!
29 again? Talk about recycling!
UR how old? U look so lifelike!
Have an achy breaky bday!
The older I get The better I was
Built 4 comfort Not speed
How the hell'd U get this old?
In dog yrs UR dead
Old fart -- Young heart
Aged 2 perfection!
Classics get better with age!
Da Man!
Been there -- Done that
Jane is immortal -- So far!
Are we the grownups yet?
50! Jane demands a recount!
Chris - Aged like fine wine Complex & fruity!
Joe's not old - He's Uthfully challenged!
Gary, R U a grownup yet?
Notify AARP - It's Ben's birthday!
It's Natl Jennifer Day - Help us celebr8!
50? I demand a recount!
Happy Birthday 2 1GR8 Dad!
Becky Happy 29th Again!
40 but still sporty!
Still nifty at 50!
Still sexy at 60!
32 - Is that UR final answer?
Age is just a number - Tonya's is unlisted!
Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill U go Marnie
Happy Bday 2 a genuine antique!
Young at Heart - Older Elsewhere

Birthday - Belated
Forgive my HAM-nesia Happy Bday Joan!
Hope UR day was hog wild!

Baby -- Birth Announcement
We're tickled pink - Our angel is here!
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
Announcing Brandon Smith! 6-10-03
Introducing Miss Lindsey Jones!
The stork is on the way!
The stork brought us a boy/girl!
The stork brought us a baby brother/sister!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Shelby We're wild about this child!
Our precious 1 makes every moment dear!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Once we were 2, now we R 3!
A star is born! Elizabeth May 3 2003
Our little twinkling star has arrived!
Children R a gift from God!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
I coo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Yes, sir - That's my baby! Ashton Grace!
A new baby 2 adore Who could ask for more?
So tiny & sweet, we'd like U 2 meet Sophia!
Sugar & spice, everything nice Welcome Maggie!
Look out Cardinals, here comes Joseph Lee!

Baby -- Shower
We're tickled pink - Our angel is on the way!
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Children R a gift from God!
Guess who is expecting?
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy -- Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Baby -- Twins
We're tickled pink - Our angels R here!
Kole & Kimber R here & they're just duckie!
Heard the news? Blessings come in 2s! Twins!
Double the fun! We've got 2, not 1!
2 new babies 2 adore -- Olivia & Vivian
Look out Cardinals, here come our boys!
We coo and poo, that's all we do!
Once we were 2, now we R 4!
Our little twinkling stars have arrived!
How nice -- The stork came twice!

Baby -- Pregnancy Announcement
We're tickled pink - Our angel is on the way!
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
The stork is on the way!
Guess who is expecting?
Guess what?
Honey, the rabbit died!
Honey, I've got something 2 tell U!
Surprise!
Darling, it wasn't the flu after all!
The stork is on the way!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy -- Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Doo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Bridal -- Shower / Wedding / Bachelorette / Proposal
Surprise, HAM-some! Love ya, Christina
To 1 ham-azing couple!
Have an unsquealievable day!
Lola found her ham-some prince!
Hogs & kisses -- Wedding wishes!
Congrats 2 Tina and her HAM-some husband-2B
Libby found her HAM-some prince!
Were porkfect for each other!
Emma, UR my sunswine!
Mary, UR bacon me crazy Marry Me! Dave
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
UR 1GR8 Husband 2B!
UR 1GR8 Wife 2B!

Anniversary
UR 1 ham-azing couple!
Have an unsquealievable day!
Mr & Mrs -- 9 yrs of hogs ‘n kisses!
Happy Anniv 2 my favorite aunt & oinkle
Ham it up on UR anniversary!
Squeal always be 2gether!
Hogs & Kisses - Anniversary wishes!
2 my 1-derful spouse!
Thanks for 12 porkfectly 1-derful years!
Thanks 4 being there in the trough times!
Happy anniversary HAM-some! Love, Diane
Were porkfect for each other!
Emma, UR my sunswine!
Surprise, HAM-some! Love ya, Christina
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!

Apology
I'm sorry I squealed!
Sorry for bacon U crazy!
I'm bacon 4giveness!
Forgive my HAM-nesia - I'll remember next time!
Julie, I'm bacon U 2 forgive me! Joe
A closed mouth gathers no feet!

Bon Voyage / Retirement
Have a porkfectly awesome trip!
Hope UR retirement is porkfect
Happy retirement ham-some!
Go hog wild on UR vacation!
Congrats John - UR ham-azing!
Know when to fold ‘em -- Happy retirement!

Moving / New Home
Go hog wild in UR new location!
Hope UR new home is porkfect!
Good luck bacon UR new house a home!

Business-Related
Join us for the sale everyone is squealing about!
We're tickled pink Our summer shipment is here!
Congrats 2 our imPORKtant team members!
Stop by for a squeal of a deal!
Our sale is ham-azing!

Congratulations / Promotion
Congrats 2 an imPORKtant person Luke!
Kaitlyn U did a porkfect job!
Randy is bacon his dreams come true!
Blake UR ham-azing!
GG - UR so hot UR bacon!

Divorce / Breakup
Rid of that swine? It's about time! Good luck JJ!
Glynda UR bacon the right decision!
Love -- 2 vowels 2 consonants 2 fools
Carly got rid of 180 lbs - Better off without him!
Dog and husband missing. Reward for Dog.
Love is blind Marriage is a real eye-opener!
Best revenge when she steals UR man? Let her keep him!

Graduation
Congrats 2 an imPORKtant person Luke!
Kaitlyn U did a porkfect job!
Randy is bacon his dreams come true!
Blake UR ham-azing!
Bob is unsquealievable!
GG - UR so hot UR bacon!

Party
Pig out - The party's here!
Go hog wild -- It's party time!
The food trough starts here!
Swine & cheese 2day only!

School-Related
Our students R ham-azing!
Our students R unsquealievable!

Church-Related
Herd the moos? VBS is June 5-9. Call 555-5555
Ham & Bean Dinner Sunday at Noon!
To welcome new babies, see BABY messages under each Critter category.
For member birthdays, see BIRTHDAY sections under each Critter category.
For baby showers, see BABY SHOWERS
For wedding showers, see WEDDINGS

Thank U
Thanks Sadie UR ham-azing!
Thanks Evan UR unsquealievable!

Get Well Soon
Hope Beth feels ham-azing soon!

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DUCKS

Birthday -- Kids
Happy birthday 2 spec-quack-ular Lauren!
Jamie U quack me up Happy Birthday!
Ryan is spec-quack-ular Happy Birthday!
Isn't it ducky? Jackson is 1!

Birthday -- Adults
Ray looks spec-quack-ular at 60!
Have a spec-quack-ular birthday!
Isn't it ducky? Heather is 30!
Happy birthday 2 spec-quack-ular Lauren!
Jamie U quack me up Happy Birthday!
Ryan is spec-quack-ular Happy Birthday!
Feather U like it or not Sheila is 29!
So many candles -- So little cake!
It's not about age -- It's about attitude!
Mark's not 50 - He's 49.95!
Fifty is 5 perfect 10s
40? Not Marilyn No Way!
Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
Next mood swing 5 minutes!
Old age comes at a bad time!
Live Love Laff! Njoy UR Bday!
50 yr old - 1 owner -- Needs parts
40 -- 18 with 22 years experience!
50 -- the ultimate ‘F' word!
50 happens!
Chronogically gifted!
Chronologically challenged!
29 again? Talk about recycling!
UR how old? U look so lifelike!
Have an achy breaky bday!
The older I get The better I was
Built 4 comfort Not speed
How the hell'd U get this old?
In dog yrs UR dead
Old fart -- Young heart
Aged 2 perfection!
Classics get better with age!
Da Man!
Been there -- Done that
Jane is immortal -- So far!
Are we the grownups yet?
50! Jane demands a recount!
Chris - Aged like fine wine Complex & fruity!
Joe's not old - He's Youththfully challenged!
Gary, R U a grownup yet?
Notify AARP - It's Ben's birthday!
It's Natl Jennifer Day - Help us celebr8!
50? I demand a recount!
Happy Birthday 2 1GR8 Dad!
Becky Happy 29th Again!
40 but still sporty!
Still nifty at 50!
Still sexy at 60!
32 - Is that UR final answer?
Age is just a number - Tonya's is unlisted!
Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill U go Marnie
Happy Bday 2 a genuine antique!
Young at Heart - Older Elsewhere

Baby -- Birth Announcement
Sophie is here & she's just duckie!
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
Announcing Brandon Smith! 6-10-03
Introducing Miss Lindsey Jones!
The stork is on the way!
The stork brought us a boy/girl!
The stork brought us a baby brother/sister!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Shelby We're wild about this child!
Our precious 1 makes every moment dear!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Once we were 2, now we R 3!
A star is born! Elizabeth May 3 2003
Our little twinkling star has arrived!
Children R a gift from God!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
I coo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Yes, sir - That's my baby! Ashton Grace!
A new baby 2 adore Who could ask for more?
So tiny & sweet, we'd like U 2 meet Sophia!
Sugar & spice, everything nice Welcome Maggie!
Look out Cardinals, here comes Joseph Lee!

Baby -- Shower
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
The stork is on the way!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy -- Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Doo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Baby -- Twins
Kole & Kimber R here & they're just duckie!
Heard the news? Blessings come in 2s! Twins!
Double the fun! We've got 2, not 1!
Kole & Kimber R here & they're just duckie!
Heard the news? Blessings come in 2s! Twins!
Double the fun! We've got 2, not 1!
2 new babies 2 adore -- Olivia & Vivian
Look out Cardinals, here come our boys!
We coo and poo, that's all we do!
Once we were 2, now we R 4!
Our little twinkling stars have arrived!
How nice -- The stork came twice!

Baby -- Pregnancy Announcement
Rub a dub dub A baby 2 love!
Sophie is here & she's just duckie!
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
The stork is on the way!
Guess who is expecting?
Guess what?
Honey, the rabbit died!
Honey, I've got something 2 tell U!
Surprise!
Darling, it wasn't the flu after all!
The stork is on the way!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy -- Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Doo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Bridal -- Shower / Wedding / Bachelorette / Proposal
Cassidy is marrying Bill! Congrats!
Here's 2 a spec-quack-ular life 2gether!
Stephanie will make David a spec-quack-ular wife!
Happy Webbing Day!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
UR 1GR8 Husband 2B!
UR 1GR8 Wife 2B!

Anniversary
Every day with Ashley is spec-quack-ular!
Bev After 15 years U still fit the bill
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
Nicole & Jack - 5 spec-quack-ular years!
Happy anniversary 2 my spec-quack-ular wife!
Gina Happy 10th webbing anniversary!

Apology
Sorry I ruffled your feathers!
A closed mouth gathers no feet!

Bon Voyage / Retirement
Have a spec-quack-ular trip!
Have a spec-quack-ular retirement!
Waddle we do without U? Have a great time!
Know when to fold ‘em -- Happy retirement!

Moving / New Home
Goodbye 2 spec-quack-ular neighbors!
Welcome spec-quack-ular new neighbors!
Waddle we do without U? Good luck Smiths!

Business-Related
Come see our spec-quack-ular new stuff!
Buy now -- No bill until January!

Congratulations / Promotion
Waddle we do without U, Larry? Good luck!
Jean UR spec-quack-ular!

Divorce / Breakup
Waddle she do without him? Plenty! Congrats!
Here's 2 Liz's spec-quack-ular future!
Love -- 2 vowels 2 consonants 2 fools
Carly got rid of 180 lbs - Better off without him!
Dog and husband missing. Reward for Dog.
Love is blind Marriage is a real eye-opener!
Best revenge when she steals UR man? Let her keep him!

Holidays
…And they wrapped him in waddling clothes…

Get Well Soon
Feeling down? Get well soon!

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FROGS

Birthday -- Kids
Hip Hop Hooray! Christina is 6 2day!
Hoppy Birthday Dylan!
Hoppy Hoppy Day!
Have a toadally un-frog-etable day!
Wart's up? It's Tieg's 5th bday!
Happy Bday Brady! UR toadly awesome!
Jump for joy * It's Katie's 3rd birthday!
Oops! We didn't frog-et UR bday!
Jenn Hope UR bday was ribbiting!
Time's fun when UR having flies!
Croak! It's Jesse's 7th Bday!

Birthday -- Adults
We hopped over for Dad's birthday!
Hoppy Birthday Renee!
Hoppy Hoppy Day!
Have a toadly un-frog-etable day!
Wart's up? It's Mike's 40th bday!
65 and still hoppin Happy Bday Linda!
Happy Bday Brynn UR toadly awesome!
Oops! We didn't frog-et UR bday!
Jenn Hope UR bday was ribbiting!
Hip Hop Hooray! It's Dale's Birthday!
Time's fun when UR having flies!
Jim Don't croak! UR only 50!
So many candles -- So little cake!
It's not about age -- It's about attitude!
Mark's not 50 - He's 49.95!
Fifty is 5 perfect 10s
40? Not Marilyn No Way!
Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
Next mood swing 5 minutes!
Old age comes at a bad time!
Live Love Laff! Njoy UR Bday!
50 yr old - 1 owner -- Needs parts
40 -- 18 with 22 years experience!
50 -- the ultimate ‘F' word!
50 happens!
Chronogically gifted!
Chronologically challenged!
29 again? Talk about recycling!
UR how old? U look so lifelike!
Have an achy breaky bday!
The older I get The better I was
Built 4 comfort Not speed
How the hell'd U get this old?
In dog yrs UR dead
Old fart -- Young heart
Aged 2 perfection!
Classics get better with age!
Da Man!
Been there -- Done that
Jane is immortal -- So far!
Are we the grownups yet?
50! Jane demands a recount!
Chris - Aged like fine wine Complex & fruity!
Joe's not old - He's Uthfully challenged!
Gary, R U a grownup yet?
Notify AARP - It's Ben's birthday!
It's Natl Jennifer Day - Help us celebr8!
50? I demand a recount!
Happy Birthday 2 1GR8 Dad!
Becky Happy 29th Again!
40 but still sporty!
Still nifty at 50!
Still sexy at 60!
32 - Is that UR final answer?
Age is just a number - Tonya's is unlisted!
Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill U go Marnie
Happy Bday 2 a genuine antique!
Young at Heart - Older Elsewhere

Birthday - Belated
Oops! We didn't frog-et UR bday!
Jenn Hope UR bday it was ribbiting!

Baby -- Birth Announcement
Our tadpole has arrived!
Announcing Brandon Smith! 6-10-03
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
Announcing Brandon Smith! 6-10-03
Introducing Miss Lindsey Jones!
The stork is on the way!
The stork brought us a boy/girl!
The stork brought us a baby brother/sister!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Shelby We're wild about this child!
Our precious 1 makes every moment dear!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Once we were 2, now we R 3!
A star is born! Elizabeth May 3 2003
Our little twinkling star has arrived!
Children R a gift from God!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
I coo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Yes, sir - That's my baby! Ashton Grace!
A new baby 2 adore Who could ask for more?
So tiny & sweet, we'd like U 2 meet Sophia!
Sugar & spice, everything nice Welcome Maggie!
Look out Cardinals, here comes Joseph Lee!

Baby -- Shower
Tadpole on the way!
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Children R a gift from God!
Guess who is expecting?
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy -- Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Baby -- Twins
Kole & Kimber R here & they're just duckie!
Heard the news? Blessings come in 2s! Twins!
Double the fun! We've got 2, not 1!
2 new babies 2 adore -- Olivia & Vivian
Look out Cardinals, here come our boys!
We coo and poo, that's all we do!
Once we were 2, now we R 4!
Our little twinkling stars have arrived!
How nice -- The stork came twice!

Bridal -- Shower / Wedding / Bachelorette / Proposal
Gina, marry me and I'll be the hoppiest man alive!
Brian, Have I toad U lately that I love U?
Stephanie finally found her prince!
…And they'll live hoppily ever after!
Somebody toad us Libby found her handsome prince!
Thanks for a toadly un-frog-etable day!
Wart RU doing 4 the rest of UR life?
Ribbit! Somebody toad us it's shower time!
Liz -- I'll croak if U don't say yes! Jason
Kissing all those toads paid off Congrats Sheri!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
UR 1GR8 Husband 2B!
UR 1GR8 Wife 2B!

Anniversary
Brian, Have I toad U lately that I love U?
Jeff is so hoppy Molly is his wife!
My hubby is toad-ly awesome!
35 toadly blissful years!
Brian, Have I toad U lately that I love U?
Stephanie finally found her prince!
…And they'll live hoppily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!

Apology
Sorry I frog-ot * Can U frog-give?
Pam I was a toad-L jerk. Frog-give Stan!
Wart can I do 2 make it up 2 U?
Croak! I'm sorry! 4give me?
A closed mouth gathers no feet!

Bon Voyage / Retirement
Have a toadly un-frog-etable trip!
Joe UR 1 un-frog-etable manager!
Have a toadly awesome trip!
Bill Hoppy Retirement!
Know when to fold ‘em -- Happy retirement!

Moving / New Home
Welcome 2 UR new pad!
We won't frog-et U Bradleys!
Smiths UR un-frog-etable neighbors!
The Kendalls just hopped in2 the neighborhood!

Business-Related
Congrats! Somebody toad us Steve is awesome!
Great job Elaine! Were hoppy for U!
Hip Hop Hooray! Our accounting team rocks!
Tara We're green with envy -- Congrats!
Wart RU waiting 4? Celebrate!

Congratulations / Promotion
Congrats! Somebody toad us UR awesome!
Great job! Were hoppy for U!
Hip Hop Hooray! Jerry got a promotion!
Tara We're green with envy -- Congrats!
Wart RU waiting 4? Celebrate!
Hooray! UR something 2 croak about!

Divorce / Breakup
Glad U finally got UR pad 2 URself!
Hip Hop Hooray! Ginny is a free woman!
Wart RU waiting 4? Celebrate!
Love -- 2 vowels 2 consonants 2 fools
Carly got rid of 180 lbs - Better off without him!
Dog and husband missing. Reward for Dog.
Love is blind Marriage is a real eye-opener!
Best revenge when she steals UR man? Let her keep him!

Graduation
Congrats! Somebody toad us Steve is awesome!
Great job Elaine! Were hoppy for U!
Hip Hop Hooray! Kayla graduated class of 2003!
Wart RU waiting 4? Celebrate!
Hooray! UR something 2 croak about!

Party
Wart RU waiting 4? Celebrate!
Time's fun when UR having flies!

School-Related
Sequiota students R toadly awesome!

Thank U
Thanks Sally - UR toadly awesome!
Wart can I say? Thanks so much!

Get Well Soon
Frog in UR throat? Get well soon!
Somebody toad us U felt green!
Hop U feel better soon!
Wart's up? Feel better soon!
Time's fun when UR having flies!
Hope UR toadly awesome soon!
Don't croak! It's only chicken pox!

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PENGUINS

Birthday -- Kids
We flew in for Cody's birthday!
Were all dressed up 2 say Happy Birthday!
Have the coolest birthday ever!
Chill out- it's UR birthday!
Time 2 chill cause Rachel's 13!
Have a really cool burrr-thday Brandy!

Birthday -- Adults
Mitch Born in the ice age!
Chill out Amanda it's cool 2 be 40!
We're all dressed up 2 say Happy Birthday!
Have the coolest birthday ever!
Time 2 chill Shelley's over the hill!
Joyce, We're all dressed up 2 say Happy Bday!
The flock is in shock! Ray is 30!
Happy flockin birthday, Ken!
We flew in for Mom's birthday!
Happy birthday U old bird!
We just landed 2 wish Stella Happy Birthday!
Flocks of love on UR birthday!
Flocks of love on UR bird-day!
Happy bird-day Alex!
Lee Ann, Feather U like it or not, UR 40 now!
Jodi, A little birdie told us UR 30!
Time 2 chill cause Rachel's over the hill at 57!
Hilary's still chillin' at 30 - Happy Bday
Have a really cool burrr-thday Ellen!
So many candles -- So little cake!
It's not about age -- It's about attitude!
Mark's not 50 - He's 49.95!
Fifty is 5 perfect 10s
40? Not Marilyn No Way!
Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
Next mood swing 5 minutes!
Old age comes at a bad time!
Live Love Laff! Njoy UR Bday!
50 yr old - 1 owner -- Needs parts
40 -- 18 with 22 years experience!
50 -- the ultimate ‘F' word!
50 happens!
Chronogically gifted!
Chronologically challenged!
29 again? Talk about recycling!
UR how old? U look so lifelike!
Have an achy breaky bday!
The older I get The better I was
Built 4 comfort Not speed
How the hell'd U get this old?
In dog yrs UR dead
Old fart -- Young heart
Aged 2 perfection!
Classics get better with age!
Da Man!
Been there -- Done that
Jane is immortal -- So far!
Are we the grownups yet?
50! Jane demands a recount!
Chris - Aged like fine wine Complex & fruity!
Joe's not old - He's Uthfully challenged!
Gary, R U a grownup yet?
Notify AARP - It's Ben's birthday!
It's Natl Jennifer Day - Help us celebr8!
50? I demand a recount!
Happy Birthday 2 1GR8 Dad!
Becky Happy 29th Again!
40 but still sporty!
Still nifty at 50!
Still sexy at 60!
32 - Is that UR final answer?
Age is just a number - Tonya's is unlisted!
Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill U go Marnie
Happy Bday 2 a genuine antique!
Young at Heart - Older Elsewhere
Baby -- Birth Announcement
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
Announcing Brandon Smith! 6-10-03
Introducing Miss Lindsey Jones!
The stork is on the way!
The stork brought us a boy/girl!
The stork brought us a baby brother/sister!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Shelby We're wild about this child!
Our precious 1 makes every moment dear!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Once we were 2, now we R 3!
A star is born! Elizabeth May 3 2003
Our little twinkling star has arrived!
Children R a gift from God!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
I coo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Yes, sir - That's my baby! Ashton Grace!
A new baby 2 adore Who could ask for more?
So tiny & sweet, we'd like U 2 meet Sophia!
Sugar & spice, everything nice Welcome Maggie!
Look out Cardinals, here comes Joseph Lee!

Baby -- Shower
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Children R a gift from God!
Guess who is expecting?
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy -- Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Bridal -- Shower / Wedding / Bachelorette / Proposal
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
UR 1GR8 Husband 2B!
UR 1GR8 Wife 2B!

Apology
A closed mouth gathers no feet!

Bon Voyage / Retirement
Know when to fold ‘em -- Happy retirement!

Divorce / Breakup
Love -- 2 vowels 2 consonants 2 fools
Carly got rid of 180 lbs - Better off without him!
Dog and husband missing. Reward for Dog.
Love is blind Marriage is a real eye-opener!
Best revenge when she steals UR man? Let her keep him!

Graduation
Isn't it cool? Kate graduated high school!
Isn't it cool? Madi is finally out of high school!
Flocks of love on UR graduation Skyler
The flocks in shock! Alyson graduated!

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ICE CREAM CONES

Birthday -- Kids
I scream, U scream, We all scream Happy Bday Brit!
Lacey, 8 scoops for 8 years!
Happy Bday TJ * Make it a triple scooper!
Lindsay Happy bday 2 the coolest sis!
Have the coolest birthday ever Noah!
Chill out - it's Josh's birthday!
Here's the scoop * Kelsey is 5 2day!
Have a really cool burrr-thday Brandy!

Birthday -- Adults
I scream, U scream, We scream Happy Bday Meg!
Missy, 25 scoops for 25 years!
Scott, UR my favorite flavor! Happy Bday!
2 someone born in the ice ages!
Lindsay Happy bday 2 the coolest sis!
Here's the scoop - It's Elaine's bday!
Time 2 chill cause Rachel's over the hill at 57!
Hilary's still chillin' at 30 - Happy Bday
Have a really cool burrr-thday Ellen!
So many candles -- So little cake!
It's not about age -- It's about attitude!
Mark's not 50 - He's 49.95!
Fifty is 5 perfect 10s
40? Not Marilyn No Way!
Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
Next mood swing 5 minutes!
Old age comes at a bad time!
Live Love Laff! Njoy UR Bday!
50 yr old - 1 owner -- Needs parts
40 -- 18 with 22 years experience!
50 -- the ultimate ‘F' word!
50 happens!
Chronogically gifted!
Chronologically challenged!
29 again? Talk about recycling!
UR how old? U look so lifelike!
Have an achy breaky bday!
The older I get The better I was
Built 4 comfort Not speed
How the hell'd U get this old?
In dog yrs UR dead
Old fart -- Young heart
Aged 2 perfection!
Classics get better with age!
Da Man!
Been there -- Done that
Jane is immortal -- So far!
Are we the grownups yet?
50! Jane demands a recount!
Chris - Aged like fine wine Complex & fruity!
Joe's not old - He's Uthfully challenged!
Gary, R U a grownup yet?
Notify AARP - It's Ben's birthday!
It's Natl Jennifer Day - Help us celebr8!
50? I demand a recount!
Happy Birthday 2 1GR8 Dad!
Becky Happy 29th Again!
40 but still sporty!
Still nifty at 50!
Still sexy at 60!
32 - Is that UR final answer?
Age is just a number - Tonya's is unlisted!
Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill U go Marnie
Happy Bday 2 a genuine antique!
Young at Heart - Older Elsewhere

Baby -- Birth Announcement
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
Announcing Brandon Smith! 6-10-03
Introducing Miss Lindsey Jones!
The stork is on the way!
The stork brought us a boy/girl!
The stork brought us a baby brother/sister!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Shelby We're wild about this child!
Our precious 1 makes every moment dear!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Once we were 2, now we R 3!
A star is born! Elizabeth May 3 2003
Our little twinkling star has arrived!
Children R a gift from God!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
I coo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Yes, sir - That's my baby! Ashton Grace!
A new baby 2 adore Who could ask for more?
So tiny & sweet, we'd like U 2 meet Sophia!
Sugar & spice, everything nice Welcome Maggie!
Look out Cardinals, here comes Joseph Lee!

Baby -- Shower
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Children R a gift from God!
Guess who is expecting?
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Showers of joy -- Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Baby -- Pregnancy Announcement
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
The stork is on the way!
Guess who is expecting?
Guess what?
Honey, the rabbit died!
Honey, I've got something 2 tell U!
Surprise!
Darling, it wasn't the flu after all!
The stork is on the way!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Showers of joy -- Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Doo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
BR bottoms welcome here!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Bridal -- Shower / Wedding / Bachelorette / Proposal
Scott, UR my favorite flavor!
Here's the scoop John loves Pam!
Jan, U make me melt!
Tom, I'm melting for U! Stacie
Nothing can top UR love!
UR love is sweeter than ice cream!
Heard the scoop? Emily's getting married!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
UR 1GR8 Husband 2B!
UR 1GR8 Wife 2B!

Anniversary
U make me melt! Happy anniversary!
8 years & UR still my favorite flavor!
7 scoops for 7 years - Happy Anniversary!
Here's the scoop - Happy Anniversary!
Forget chocolate - I'm addicted 2 Melanie!
Scott, UR my favorite flavor!
Here's the scoop John loves Pam!
Tom, Im melting 4 U! Stacie
Nothing can top UR love!
UR love is sweeter than ice cream!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!

Apology
Here's the scoop - I'm sorry I was a jerk!
Joan, Cone U forgive me? Mel
A closed mouth gathers no feet!

Bon Voyage / Retirement
Here's the scoop -- Al is retiring!
Know when to fold ‘em -- Happy retirement!

Business-Related
Come inside for some sweet deals!
Here's the scoop -- Al is retiring!

Graduation
Isn't it cool? Julie's out of school!

Party
Here's the scoop The party is here!

School-Related
Here's the scoop Ms. Jones class sold the most cookie dough!
Ice Cream Social 2night 6-8!

Church-Related

Ice Cream Social 2night 6-8!
To welcome new babies, see BABY messages under each Critter category.
For member birthdays, see BIRTHDAY sections under each Critter category.
For baby showers, see BABY SHOWERS
For wedding showers, see WEDDINGS

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TRAFFIC LIGHTS

Birthday -- Kids
Jack will say please when he asks for the keys!
Look out world! Gabe is 16!
Clear the road! McKenzie is 16!
Let the good times roll! Jacy is 11!
Yield 2 Princess Erin!

Birthday -- Adults
Jane is 50 and still stopping traffic!
Bud's Youth screeched 2 a stop!
Caution Stan's geriatric years ahead!
Steve's Uth sped right past him!
Kent - diagonally parked in a parallel universe!
Let the good times roll! Mike is 40!
Caution Senior moment in progress!
Yield 2 temptation -- It's UR Bday!
Yield 2 Princess Erin!
Kathy U drive me crazy!
So many candles -- So little cake!
It's not about age -- It's about attitude!
Mark's not 50 - He's 49.95!
Fifty is 5 perfect 10s
40? Not Marilyn No Way!
Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
Next mood swing 5 minutes!
Old age comes at a bad time!
Live Love Laff! Njoy UR Bday!
50 yr old - 1 owner -- Needs parts
40 -- 18 with 22 years experience!
50 -- the ultimate ‘F' word!
50 happens!
Chronogically gifted!
Chronologically challenged!
29 again? Talk about recycling!
UR how old? U look so lifelike!
Have an achy breaky bday!
The older I get The better I was
Built 4 comfort Not speed
How the hell'd U get this old?
In dog yrs UR dead
Old fart -- Young heart
Aged 2 perfection!
Classics get better with age!
Da Man!
Been there -- Done that
Jane is immortal -- So far!
Are we the grownups yet?
50! Jane demands a recount!
Chris - Aged like fine wine Complex & fruity!
Joe's not old - He's Uthfully challenged!
Gary, R U a grownup yet?
Notify AARP - It's Ben's birthday!
It's Natl Jennifer Day - Help us celebr8!
50? I demand a recount!
Happy Birthday 2 1GR8 Dad!
Becky Happy 29th Again!
40 but still sporty!
Still nifty at 50!
Still sexy at 60!
32 - Is that UR final answer?
Age is just a number - Tonya's is unlisted!
Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill U go Marnie
Happy Bday 2 a genuine antique!
Young at Heart - Older Elsewhere

Baby -- Birth Announcement
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
Announcing Brandon Smith! 6-10-03
Introducing Miss Lindsey Jones!
The stork is on the way!
The stork brought us a boy/girl!
The stork brought us a baby brother/sister!
Diaper Brigade It's not just a job Its a doody!
Shelby We're wild about this child!
Our precious 1 makes every moment dear!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Once we were 2, now we R 3!
A star is born! Elizabeth May 3 2003
Our little twinkling star has arrived!
Children R a gift from God!
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
I coo and poo, that's all I do! Alex arrived!
Bare bottoms welcome here!
Yes, sir - That's my baby! Ashton Grace!
A new baby 2 adore Who could ask for more?
So tiny & sweet, we'd like U 2 meet Sophia!
Sugar & spice, everything nice Welcome Maggie!
Look out Cardinals, here comes Joseph Lee!

Baby -- Shower
Yes sir -- That's our baby!
Babies R bundles from Heaven!
Children R a gift from God!
Guess who is expecting?
Welcome 2 the world, Anabeth!
Welcome 2 the world, little one!
Showers of joy -- Elle is on the way!
Pink or Blue - We welcome U!
Pink or Blue- If only we knew!
Showers of joy - Come Girl or Boy!
Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
Little boy under construction!
Little girl under construction!

Bridal -- Shower / Wedding / Bachelorette / Proposal
Linda, U make my heart race! Scott
Jessica, U go girl!
Kim's journey in2 marital bliss is about 2 begin!
Can't wait 2 start our journey 2gether!
Love requires no map or chart - Only an open heart!
Yield 2 the bride-2B!
Caution -- Love zone ahead!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
UR 1GR8 Husband 2B!
UR 1GR8 Wife 2B!

Anniversary
Linda, U make my heart race! Scott
Roger, I'll never stop loving U!
Caution -- Love zone ahead!
Kathy U drive me crazy!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!

Apology
Mouth in gear - Brain in neutral - Please 4give!
A closed mouth gathers no feet!

Bon Voyage / Retirement
Know when to fold ‘em -- Happy retirement!

Business-Related
Sharon, U go girl!
Congrats US Lending UR unstoppable!
The road ahead of Jake is full of possibilities!

Congratulations / Promotion
Sharon, U go girl!
Max is unstoppable!

Divorce / Breakup
The road ahead of Liza is full of possibilities!
Renee Test drive the next one!
Sharon, U go girl!
Congrats Sophie UR unstoppable!
Love -- 2 vowels 2 consonants 2 fools
Carly got rid of 180 lbs - Better off without him!
Dog and husband missing. Reward for Dog.
Love is blind Marriage is a real eye-opener!
Best revenge when she steals UR man? Let her keep him!

Graduation
Sharon, U go girl!
Max is unstoppable!
The road ahead of Liza is full of possibilities!

Holidays
Be naughty Save Santa the trip!
Linda, U make my heart race! Scott

Party
Stop! The party is here!

School-Related
Stop and shop at our Craft Bazaar Sat. 8-4!

Church-Related
Stop and shop at our Craft Bazaar Sat. 8-4!
Ice Cream Social 2night 6-8!
To welcome new babies, see BABY messages under each Critter category.
For member birthdays, see BIRTHDAY sections under each Critter category.
For baby showers, see BABY SHOWERS
For wedding showers, see WEDDINGS

Get Well Soon
Hope UR recovery is speedy!

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ANY CRITTER

Birthday -- Kids
Happy sweet 16, Morgan!
Were on the scene cuz Maggie's 16!
Princess Kaitlyn is 9 2day!

Birthday -- Adult
Celebrate! Marty is 31!
Curt - Chronologically gifted!
Joy's birthday - An event worth celebrating!
Chris - Aged like fine wine Complex & fruity!
Joe's not old - He's Uthfully challenged!
Gary, R U a grownup yet?
Notify AARP - It's Ben's birthday!
It's Natl Jennifer Day - Help us celebr8!
50? I demand a recount!
Happy Birthday 2 1GR8 Dad!
50 happens - Happy Bday Ben!
Lordy, Lordy Kevin's 40!
Lordy, Lordy Look who's 40!
Uth is a gift of nature - Age is a work of art!
Old age isn't bad - Consider the alternative!
Mark - Old farts hall of fame!
Terry's not 40 - She's 18 with 22 yrs experience!
Can't believe Shelia's 50 - 49 maybe, but never 50!
Earl - UR how old? U look so lifelike!
I'm 50 & I feel great - Feel for URself!
Oh no Say it isn't so - Not the big 5-0!
Age is a high price 2 pay for maturity!
Youth has no age -Picasso
Bruce - Smile, it's UR bday! Laugh - this is UR present!
Here's 2 the 20th anniv of UR 20th bday
Brandy 29 again? Talk about recycling!
Becky Happy 29th Again!
40 but still sporty!
Still nifty at 50!
Still sexy at 60!
Jessie isn't aging She's increasing in value!
32 - Is that UR final answer?
Olivia Disguised as a responsible adult!
Age is just a number - Tonya's is unlisted!
Aged 2 perfection - Happy Bday Luke!
Over what hill? Happy 60th Howard
Mark's not 50 - He's 49.95!
Fifty is 5 perfect 10s
Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill U go Marnie
Happy Bday 2 a genuine antique!
Young at Heart - Older Elsewhere

Bridal -- Shower / Wedding / Bachelorette / Proposal
...And they'll live happily ever after!
Lead us not in2 temptation - Amber can find it herself!
UR my everything!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
UR 1GR8 Husband 2B!
UR 1GR8 Wife 2B!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!
UR my everything!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
UR 1GR8 Husband 2B!
UR 1GR8 Wife 2B!

Anniversary
...And we lived happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
Mom & Dad - A genuine antique couple!
Sylvia, I married my best friend! Herb
UR 1GR8 Husband!
UR 1GR8 Wife!
Lead me not in2 temptation - I can find it myself!
UR my everything!
And we'll live happily ever after!
Grow old with me, the best is yet 2 be!
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
2day I marry my best friend!
Melanie, I'll never stop loving U!

Apology
Rearrange the alphabet - U & I belong 2gether!
Lead me not in2 temptation - I can find it myself!
If only my mouth had a backspace key!
A closed mouth gathers no feet!

Business-Related

Birthdays (See Birthdays -- Adult)

Congratulations / Promotion
For Bill's a jolly good fellow!

Divorce / Breakup
Carly got rid of 180 lbs - Better off without him!
Dog and husband missing. Reward for Dog.
Love is blind Marriage is a real eye-opener!
Best revenge when she steals UR man? Let her keep him!
Love -- 2 vowels 2 consonants 2 fools

Graduation
The tassel is worth the hassle! Congrats Tim!
Jump and shout Craig's finally out!
Congrats 2by Class of 2003!
Ellen's a grad * Would U like fries with that?
U made it, U did it, now lets celebrate it Jake
Jump & shout schools finally out Kelsey
Congrats Kate class of 2003 Best wishes
Happy graduation! Dalton class of 2003
Honk! Lori graduated! Class of 2003!
Look out world hear she comes! Class of 2003!

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MISCELLANEOUS PHRASES

Scatter joy!
Begin -- The rest is easy!
Who stopped payment on my reality check?
I am not in denial!
R parents were never R age!
Lead me not in2 temptation - I can find it myself!
This day was a total waste of make up!
Njoy life -- It's not a dress rehearsal.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - Coincidence?
Who R these kids - Why R they calling me Mom?
Sometimes I wake up grumpy - Sometimes I let him sleep
Does UR train of thought have a caboose?
Been there Done that Bought the Tshirt
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Plan 2 be spontaneous tomorrow.
This isn't BK, U can't have it UR way.
If Bull *#?! were music, U'd be a brass band.
It's been lovely, but I must scream now.
Yield 2 temptation - It may not pass UR way again!
Ever stop 2 think and forget 2 start again?
Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon!
Don't drive faster than UR guardian angel can fly!
Visualize Using UR Turn Signal!

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